Genghis Khan

So I was taking my betta, Genghis Khan, out for a walk on this brisk, winter morning when we came upon a gas station that had a sign posted on the door.  It read, “Attention Customers: No pets allowed!”

We went in anyways.  The clerk said, “Didn’t you read the sign?”  I replied, “Yeah, but we’re not buying anything.  He just needs to use the restroom.”  The End

Epilogue

Genghis Khan, R.I.P. 2006-2008.